![]() She’ll live to serve your every pleasure each day.” She’ll come and bow down to you in the morning and when you return from working in the garden in the evening. When you are tired, she’ll give you a massage. This woman will be made to be a lot like you physically, only much more beautiful. The angel continued, “This is going to be wonderful. The angel said, “It’s not an “it,” it’s a “she.” God is going to make something called a woman.” Adam said, “Go on.” God is going to create something wonderful for you.” Adam said, “Oh, what is it? The angel said, “Adam, I’ve got great news. How many people can you fit in one Honda?… Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord. Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?… When God gave Moses two tablets. ![]() Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?… The area around the River Jordan. What do donkeys send out near Christmas?… Mule-tide greetings. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose……Mosquitoes come close, though. ‘I see…And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,’ she said.’But who’s the fourth person?’ She was puzzled by a boy’s picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?… They were using fowl language.Ī teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?… By his net income. When was the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible? …When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?…Because Noah was standing on the deck. If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?… No, he already fell for it once. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?… He was Ruth-less. What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?… A Christler.ĭid you know baseball was mentioned in the Bible?… It starts off “In the big inning…” What’s a dentist’s favorite hymn?…Crown him with many crowns. The Politician smiles smugly and leans discreetly forward.”Ah,” he says,”but who do you think created the Chaos?” ![]() Therefore, Engineering is the oldest profession.” To do that, God must surely have been an engineer. The Bible also says that God created the world out of void and chaos. The Engineer shakes his head and replies,”No, no. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession is surely medicine.” The Doctor says, “Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest profession. “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol Bible Jokes
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